HAPPY NEW YEAR! surprisingly only 10 fotos.
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I feel fantastic today! I woke up this morning, after the shower went from hot to cold while I was standing in it and I was completely awake, I felt great. There's nothing like waking up after spending ~24hours laid up in bed with food poisoning and then feeling great. I feel like I could take on the whole Empire myself. I hope today is gonna be a good day. The gang has got to decide what we want to do tonite for the festivities. Most likely dinner and then off to a club.
I had my friday classes today. A bunch of 3rd and 4th graders. sweet. They are always fun to work with. Since it was butt cold today, at the beginning of each class I got the kids to jump around and get some blood flowing. This put them in a good mood and allow their minds to be molded better. All first 3 classes went well.
I then had lunch. I biked fast over to the Xiaolan office and got paid. So that is another positive of today. It looks like I will still have to work on Sunday though. Fudge. Then, I headed over to the gym. Finally got my butt to the gym in this cold weather. I made sure to warm up enough.
After that I head back to the house to finalize some plans with Antoine (the frenchy) and some of the gang. I then headed back to class.
The first class I had to go it alone because Anna needed to watch Coco's class. So, I had to take these buggers all by myself. It went well. I told them if they were bad I would open all the windows and turn on all the fans. They started to freak. Chinese people in the south can't handle the cold.
At one point I turned around and there was a girl crying. I ran over. "Who did it!?" All the kids surrounding her pointed to the boy behind her. So I took him up to the front and stood him there. Then I turned around right after that and other students were pointing across the room to another student, a boy this time, who was crying. So, I went over there, and all the kids pointed to the boy in front of him. So I sent him up to the front. Then after about 10 minutes. The same kids that pointed him out said , "No" as they pointed to him again and began pointing at the kid behind the child crying. "AIYA!" SPEAK ENGLISH!. So I sent the kid back to his seat. Sorry. Blame your classmates. When the kids don't have a chinese teacher, its hard to control them sometimes.
When class was over I took the other kid still standing down to the office. I had Lucy and Anna talk to him. Anna told him that if he continued to act like that, I will use my chinese gung fu and hit him. He then started to cry. I stood there with my jaw dropping. You said WHAT!?
Then the 2nd class was great. I imitated a-Chan (the PE teacher) when he yells attention. This got a good laugh from the kids and Anna.
Then I had kindergarten. It started out well. I came running into the class and played with the kids until everyone showed up. Doris (a new teacher) was subbing for Owen cause Owen had to do something else. I asked her to get me some scissors and tape. She brought back scissors and a cassette tape. I lauged on the inside. I tried to explain "tape" to her. She left and brought back 9 magnets. *SLAP ON THE FOREHEAD* (mine not hers). I didnt do it really. But I wanted to. It was hard today to control them.
The psychotic one (the small spaz that sounds like he has been smoking for 60 years - and looks like Pigpen from Peanuts - without the dust cloud) wouldn't stay quiet. He was running around and yelling. He and one of the girls were ruffhousing. Just for play, but he was the one starting it. After I cut short an annoying game of Duck Duck Goose, I had my back turned to the class because I was erasing points from the cretins causing trouble during the game. I turned around and the psychotic Pig-Pen was wimpering and then crying. Apparently Mickey punched him in the chest from across the table. (Mickey is one of the girls) I know he was doing something to her for her to punch him so in a way, he deserved it. But she shouldn't have hit him. Two "wrongs" don't make a "right". (but three do ;-) )
So anyway, as they were explaining it to Doris they began yelling at each other again, so I slammed my hand down on the desk and scolded them both. This caused Mickey to start bawling. Psycho Pig-Pen wasn't too happy either. I let the kids go run to the bathroom while Doris continued to talk with the both of them. I told Doris to tell them not to yell at each other and you don't hit people.
So when everyone was back (after 5 minutes, becuase a couple kids went off running down the hall) I didnt say anything. They sat in there seats and I just stared at them with my arms crossed. Everyone took the hint and sat in there chairs and were quite. We did that for 5 minutes about. A kid would start fooling around and I would stare and he would stop. Psycho Pig-Pen started to make goofy faces so I scolded him some more.
Mickey was still crying.
We then played some "Phil Says..." and this cheered everyone up. Mickey was better but mopey. Class was over. Thank God. My thumb was in a bit of pain on the joint from when I slammed my hand on the desk.
Then Daisy showed up and was chasing me around. So I played with her a bit. I threw her onto my shoulders so she was sitting on them. I went around taking the animal pictures off the walls. She would say what they were. She is smart.
I then bounced down the stairs with her on my shoulders and she was slapping my face and kicking my chest. It was hilarious. She was giggling alot. We got to her grandmother. Her grandmother told Doris that the day that I had to have class canceled because of food poisoning, Daisy came to the class with her mom to see me, and I wasnt there. Daisy began to cry...alot. She was so upset and she told her mom to find me. I heard that and I got choked up. Awwww. Peter told me 4 year olds get attached pretty easily. It sucks for when I leave, she is gonna be sad, but she will get over it.
As Peter and I were leaving, Doris told us of a Dance Party at the Tour Hotel at 630pm. Thanks for telling us that NOW! we already made plans. We will check it out after dinner. I then spent some time online talking to Doris trying to get a certain peice of information. IT TOOK FOREVER!
About 7pm, Peter went out to the CRC and 1+1 to get some Orange Juice and Vodka so he could make screw drivers. Apparently he didnt want to wait till we got to the resturant. Well, really, the reason he did it was becausee he didn't want to pay exorbanant amounts of money on alcohol. We were planning on going to a real nice resturant and he didn't want to have to pay. In China you can bring your own beverages into places. There are no problems with that apparently.
So, after most of us met at the Tour Hotel we headed over to the resturant. Antoine looked like a diplomat. He was wearing this white chinese fancy shirt with black pants and white gloves. All he needed was a cane and a top hat. On our way there Susannah was sure to tell us many times that the duck at this place was fantastic. Until we started teasing her about that, she prolly said it around 5x.
Dinner was fantastic. There was a large group so we placed to round tables together. Toby, much to my chagrin, sat next to me on my right in the crevice where the two tables connected and Peter sat on my left. Next to Peter was Robert, then Susannah, then Sean, then Emily, then Jolleen, then John, then the crevice again. Then there was one of Antoine's friends, then Ash, another girl, a boy, a girl, then Antoine, then his girlfriend, then another chinese girl.
Peter was pouring screwdrivers for everyone, I only had one because I don't like them that much and I am a lightweight so I needed to be careful. Everyone was enjoying it. Peter, throughout dinner drank a bit too much. I think he had 3 potent ones. He has always claimed to be able to drink hard and what not. He sure wasn't able to hold it tonite. Thats for sure. His plan was to stay out till 5am... HA HA HA HA! By the time the really good, but really spicy Hunan food arrived, Peter was noticeably much louder and tipsy. Oh boy. This will be an interesting night.
As for Toby, well, luckily Toby and I didn't get into any arguements at all tonite. Thank the Maker. However, alot of people wanted to smack him, especially Susannah (who is his mate), because his table manners were extremely rude. For one, during the apetizers, the chinese like to eat some peanuts with a bit of oil on them. Peanut oil...prolly. I don't know. So, all of us are using our chopsticks because that is the proper thing to do and it doesn't spread germs in the community plate. However, Toby competely brushed this aside, and instead of taking the bowl of peanuts and using chopsticks to push some onto his side plate (which would have been polite) he reached in with his grimmy hand and grabbed a bunch. Then he would giggle at his apparent lack of manners. "Its impossible to use chopsticks with peanuts." The worst though came as the awesome duck was passed around...This Duck was great! I totally agree with Susannah. He was reaching with his hands and plucking peices off. This is when I saw the look of horror on Susannah's face, along with others. He just kept doing it. Even after others were telling him to use chopsticks. And people say Americans are rude and arrogant in other cultures.
Also, as we sat and chatted together during dinner, I learned more about the history of Toby...in addition to the fact that he was a squatter back in London (someone who breaks into people's homes while they are away and lives there for a time) and that ever since he came to China, I have never seen him in a different set of clothes. He wears the same damn thing everyday! Talk about dirty and smelly. When he was at university he tried to join the Socialist Party Group (or whatever). However, they wouldn't allow him to join because his views weren't Marxist enuff, apparently they were to Stalinistic? or something. (Um...thats more communist than socialist I think.) However, he hung out with them. And he said it was with them that he learned how to shoplift. That helped put him through college. !!!!!!!!!!! He was talking about how for one Christmas he shoplifted all his presents for family and friends. When he told his family and friends, he was never asked to get another gift since....Wow..what a way to celebrate the birth of Christ, by shoplifting. Maybe this explains why Toby never got a present for Rumi. I will let you conclude what to think of this man.
During dinner, i was a little happy as well. The whole table seemed to be in joyous spirits. Everyone was having a good time and chatting alot. Peter, by the end of the eating portion was getting even more louder and saying things that he maybe wouldn't have otherwise. Nothing bad. However, the only one not seeming to be in a festive mood was Sean. Peter said something out of the blue, and I took where he was going with it and tried my best to kill it, and i said something like, "And I will end that right here." And Sean piped in out of the blue, "Yeah, please. Would you, its getting pretty tiring."
WHOOOAAAA there tiger! What's up with the out-of-the-blue hostility. It wasn't just me that noticed it, everyone saw it at the table, but I was the only one who took it personally because he said it directly at me like I was causing problems. A few moments later, John, gave him a quizical look and Sean, was, like, "I don't know, man, just some comments are being said that are blah blah blah..." (i missed out what he said on the "blah blah blah" part. The thing was that no one was talking about or saying anything that we don't usually talk about. No one was out of place at all. We were interacting with each other like we do all the time. Sean must be PMSing or something.
Fine, Sean. You gonna be spoilsport on New Year's Eve after coming out of hiding for 1 month (he was MIA for 1 month...never calling or getting ahold of us to do anything...Susannah claimed that he was taking care of her because she was sick, but still, he would have time to do stuff with his friends). If you are gonna be a baby, I will treat you like one. I was very offended. I hope Susannah gave him a talking later.
Yeah, that dinner was full of diplomacy. I think after that night I could be a member in politics. I know now after being in China how to not say what I mean, but be honest about it and not be rude or obviously upset.
So we got the bill taken care of and for the large group we had, it came to about 400RMB...which is quite good for the amount of people we had there. So, a bunch of us put in a couple hundreds and that excess money was then used to help buy drinks at the bar later on that night. Sweet. We had decided to go to Friends Bar in ShiQi for the New Year. Its a big X-Patriot bar in ShiQi run by Canadians, so there was gonna be a big party. John seems to hate that place, but I have never been. So I was excited.
So we headed to the Tour Hotel where we were to pick up Yumi and crash a chinese ballroom dance party that we were invited to earlier that evening, but didnt get tickets. Rumi couldn't make it because she was feeling ill, so that made Toby decide to go spend time with her. So Toby left. Apparently, on the way to the Tour Hotel, we lost Antoine and his friends. We called him up and said that his girlfriend didnt want to go to ShiQi. He was just gonna stay here. Ok. Have fun. Happy New Year!
We then headed up to the Ballroom Dance party. This was very interesting.
Peter was very intoxicated which led him to be very...how do you say it nicely, um...oblivous to the polite factor you would use towards Chinese people at a classy gathering. He strutted across the empty dance floor while some attendants were taping the floor so the boards don't shift while people dance (more on this later) carrying Orange Juice and Vodka in plastic bags and wearing (in-doors - very rude) his Porsche baseball cape sideways. I don't know...if Chinese people were of the common misconception (which they are) of international stereotypes, then Peter would have seemed...."American." I feel dirty saying that.
So onto the dance floor. The quality of construction just isn't the best. I mean, it looks like a gorgeous floor, but the panels of the wood that make it up are just laid down and not attached to anything. So, I am sure that when it is first built, it is a snug fit and things work great. But after much use, the boards begin to slide just a bit and this builds up over time and with more boards as well. I noticed this at the gym as well. While doing martial arts, the boards would slip. Hence, why they wer laying down super long strips of packing tape to hold the boards together. Why don't you just build it correct in the first place. Aiya.
As for the dancing, after we showed up and sat down, people started to get up to dance. I was able to video tape it. It was funny. And its true. When a song ends, the entire dance floor evacuates. It was amazing. No one stood around. So, after about 10 minutes of this, we were all like, "LETS GO!" So we got the gang together and took off. Peter was one of the first to get an elevator when we were stopped by a chinese organizer. He was begging Jolleen to get us to stay because they were having a performance. Cause, in actuallity, a bunch of white people showing up to a chinese televised dance party and then leaving 5 minutes later isn't very good to the viewer, the organizers and promoters would lose a lot of face. Lots of things are done just to save face in this country.
After about 3 minutes of trying to decide, John and I finally decided, yeah, lets be polite, and we had to get Peter off the elevator. He was shouting.. WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?!
-We have to be polite and help them save face. (said in a "well, if i have to" type of tone)
SCREW THAT! LETS GO DRINK! AAAAHHH!!
-No, we have to go in.
So, we got Peter in there. Now, I thought when they said performance, they would have a couple people do one dance. There fore, it was about 10pm, and we had enuff time to watch it. 1 hour would be enuff time to get to Shiqi, but we didnt want to push it, so if we left at 1030, we would get there between 1115 and 1130. Boy was I wrong about the time length of the performance. I videotaped it all but the last dance which I am glad I did, cause the last one just had the makings of wretchedness.
They had two couples. Somehow, Xiaolan got the Chinese champion of Latin Dance to put on a show. Go figure. I guess its not that hard. So, he and his partner came out and did some salsa and stuff. He was dressed in black and she was all whored up (like salsa dancers do). Her makeup job was one of the most freaky things i have seen anyone do. After they were done, I thought it was done. But no. There was another couple who were doing waltz and fancy dancing. The two couples kept taking turns and doing stuff. UGH! I mean the technique was good and all that, but they were doing these really good dances to horrible music that you should never dance to. I mean, the styles of dance didn't fit the music. And also, for some reason, seeing Chinese people do salsa and latin dances which are more "sexually" energized styled dances, to me, it just doesn't work. Its like they are missing something when they are dancing the thing. To me it seems they are lacking the spirit, but thats my issue with most dancers that I see competing and junk. They work so hardcore special moves which are kool and work on the stuff and set it in forms, but doing so, they lose the spontaneousness and they lose what dancing is for ... flat out having fun! The best dancers I have ever seen were goofying around and not being serious or trying to win a medal or put on a show.
So they kept on dancing. During one of the songs, the music was really loud and Peter was speaking at a level so that Amy could hear him and the music died right when he said, "AMY!" . John and I immediately looked at him and threw him a hint.
Looking at my watch. CRAP! 1030! We gots to jet! So, We grabbed all those that wanted to go between a break in songs and we booked out of there. Then of course, Peter left his drinks at the table. So we sent Owen in to get them. We did not want Peter going back in there and embarrassing himself and us. So during that time we Sean and Susannah said they weren't gonna go. "ShiQi is not gonna happen." We will make it happen. So we said our goodbyes, well, at least everyone else did. I didnt. Now, there was just 8 of us left to go. As we waited for Owen, I was like, "How did we lose Peter?! DAMNIT!" Ash goes, "Oh, he's green in the bathroom." What? Its 1030pm and he is already throwing up. Jeez! He came out. "Phil, you were right. I did have too much." Duh. Owen got back and we hoped the elevator down stairs. Got outside and THERE WERE NO TAXIS! There are always taxis here. All the time. But not now when we needed them. Its "Murphy's Law". So we stood around and Owen called the cab company and then Ash ran off to find one. So we were standing around for awhile. Peter started going up to random cars thinking he knew how to speak Mandarin and asking folks if they would drive us to ShiQi.
And when, after about 15 minutes, a cab showed up. He was getting in an arguement with the driver over the price of a cab. We wanted to get a 40 and most 50 RMB cab. But being New Year's Eve, that wouldn't happen. The guy wanted 70. And Peter was yelling really loud pissing off the driver and us. The guy came down to 60, but Peter didnt want that. Kept asking for 55. What is 5RMB when you need to get there. So another showed up and he would do 55 but the other guy, who was visibly irritated with us took some chinese folks and left. Jerk. Then we noticed Ash was still gone. Damnit. Peter called him up and told him to come back, we found one and another was soon behind. So, one of us made a decision and we threw me, Yumi, John, and Owen in our cab and headed out. It was 11pm by this. That left Peter, Jolleen, Emily, and Ash to find a cab. Why Jolleen didnt want to go with her boyfriend to the party and instead stay with Emily, is a whole chinese problem. So we headed out. And apparently the other guys got a cab about 5 minutes later.
That is strange because when we enter the innercity limits of Shiqi, we pulled up next to them at the stop light. Hmmm...strange. When I knew we were 4 minutes from FuHua Hotel (the bus stop - Friends Bar is right around the corner) I had John call Jolleen to find them. They said they were close as well. As we came up on a taxi at the red light. The back passanger door was opening. I said, "Oh, there's Peter vomiting out the back door." We all laughed. We were making good time, it was only 1135pm. Sweet. Somehow this other cab must have taken a shortcut and was speeding big time. We pulled up next to them and said stuff. We pulled up to the hotel and get to Friend's Bar.
When we walked in, I was never happier to hear U2 in a bar. The place was packed with white people, I was staring at white folks for a bit. But we found some of the ShiQi Bond staff we figured would be there. They were in a corner of the area. There were no open seats initially, but after about 10 minutes and 10 minutes before the ball drop, i spoted a recently vacated table that had room for 6 people in between a couple Bond tables. Peter sat at the table with Richard and pretty much veged out from being drunk and sick. We ordered a bucket and the 7 of us sat around the table. We were all coming and going though. We would get up and meet with other staff members. We were singing songs and we did the countdown. It was alot of fun.
There was no dance floor, so I just started dancing in between tables. Then somebody played "The Time Warp" and I was the only one doing it. John got some video of me doing it at the last part thankfully. I swear, it was hilarious!!! I laughed so hard. Richard stood there with his mouth a gapping. "YOU NEED TO BE ON THE TABLES!" Everyone around was cracking up. It was great.
After that I got into a semi-Cantonese conversation with some guys at the next table who constantly kept wanting to do cheers with us. Throughout the whole nite I was going around and toasting others and others would come around our way and do the same.
Someone passed around a donation bucket for the tsunami disaster. The bucket would be given to the HK Red Cross. I put in about 300RMB. Not much, but enough that I would have enuff to get home and for some fries. I finally had some real french fries. To bad they needed salt. Peter then called it quits at 1am. He headed back with Owen. The rest of us stayed to 230am.
Some random girl walked by John and gave him a kiss on the cheek while he was sitting down. Jolleen got so upset with John. We then went out to the get a taxi and piled everyone in and headed back. John kept telling Jolleen, "You know, when we started dating, you knew I was attractive, you brought your anger on yourself. " Of course he was just joking and he saying other things that were more hilarious and I was like, dude, you bring your fights on yourself. He was like no, these don't cause the fights , its the culture class and the girl issues.
So, I got home and crashed. It was a fantastic nite.
It will be on the next DVD. Happy New Year everyone!