Phil and Red's Excellent Adventure

balloon today. I was teaching a life or death lesson..."Past tense" and its use in context of a Parade..."What did you do in the parade?" But there was this one girl among many students not paying attention. She was playing with a balloon. I grabbed it while she was bouncing it on her hand. I squeezed and it blew up right there. I JUST CRUSHED YOUR JOY, LITTLE GIRL!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!! BECOME A MINDLESS ZOMBiE LIKE THE REST OF YOUR CLONES! I see it like this: its up to me to destroy the hopes, joys, and optimistic outlook of all chinese children to stop them from taking over the world with their lack of dental hygene and dirty clothes. I mean, these kids don't even laugh when someone farts or burps. SOMETHING IS DEFINITELY WRONG WITH THAT!!!
Back to the story. It was a green balloon and it was one of those small balloons that are used for waterballoon fights...however, chinese kids are too much of wimps to actually fill it up with water and start a waterballoon fight in the class. No focus or determination I tell ya. Whoever said that the chinese were hard-workers didn't specify what they were hard-working at. Obviously they don't work hard at the right things. And its more than just water balloon fights. I will expound on that.