The punkass smashed the lock and made off with it. I was at the gym and I locked it up with the chain that they provide. I tried to get them to pay for a bit of it, seeing as it was some of their fault, and of course they wouldn't. Mountain said we will call the police. Like that is gonna do anything. The police don't care nor will do a thing. I plan to go to the police station with my "assistant" after kindergarten.
I was thinking...In the 26.45 years that I have spent on this planet, the first ~25.85 years the only thing ever stolen from me, to my knowlegde, was when George Gorno stole my Smashing Pumpkins "Saiamese Dream" album from me during 11th grade Band Camp. Why? I don't know.
I get to China, and within the first 6 months I have had my cellfone and bike stolen.
fuckin' chinese.
Third grade went ok today.
(I wrote a bunch of stuff here during breaks between classes at the school, but because of the Great "Fire" Wall, the internet decided to not work while I was trying to upload. Fantastic. I don't know how much I can remember, but I will try.)
From the gym I hopped a bike taxi home. For some reason the bike guys always try to rip me off. They are like, 4RMB, I laugh at them and say, 3RMB and sometimes I they start to argue and sometimes they don't. One guy today started to argue before I got on his bike. I said, "Gong Qiao Lu, he was like sure, 4 RMB, I was like 3RMB. Totally two face, this guy got all pissy, so I returned it and argued back with him and then walked away. Got another dude and took him to the house. He said 4RMB like he was trying for it, I smiled and said no, 3RMB. He shook his head and giggled. Personally 3-4 RMB, its not really anyting, but as Captain Kirk said referring to the Klingons, "Give them a hand and they will take the arm." If you start succumbing to give 4RMB, all of them will start doing that and then it just begins to add up and what not. Why do I always feel chinese people are always out to rip me off? Oh, because most are.
I got in and then told some friends online about my bike being stolen. Garrett tried to cheer me up by sending me a copy of the ultimate Steven Seagal comeback movie that one of his friends wrote a script for the other day. Just the intro of the email ruled. I am curious to see how totally awful the script is. But the question I have is this, "Has Steven Seagal ever really disappeared? Has he? I don't believe so. He has always been with us in one way or another." Here is the email intro:
Birthed from the combined loins of my friend Ryan
and Myself comes "The Greatest Untitled Steven
Seagal Comeback Film Ever."
We wrote this Direct to Video script in a weekend and
spent the last month polishing it up.
We want suggestions of all kinds, (Better One-Liners,
a title, location names, characters, etc.) Remember,
if you give us a good line, Steven might just
eventually speak it before crushing some puke's face.
So enjoy, but read carefully because even on the page,
Seagal can snap your neck.
Dan
I plan to read this later on tonite. I will let you know how it is.
The rest of the day went surprisingly well considering what happened to me today. Today turned out to be a gorgeous day weatherwise. Despite the high humidity, that caused all the tile and wood paneling to be all slippery n stuff (ie the gym exercise floor that was as slipper as ice as I was practicing forms), it was almost perfect. Sun was shining, it was cool but also warm with a slight breeze. For some reason, on my walk to school, I felt good and I was encountering nice chinese folk, like a couple teachers, one let me hop on the back of his scooter, some students waving to me, and the little shop lady. Its nice to see that every once in awhile. It helps make this country bearable. For all the bitchin' and complainin' I do about the chinese, there are some very great and wonderful people here. I know reading my journal entries, you may get a sense that I hate all chinese, well... not ALL chinese. I talk about them in my entries, but of course, negativity is easier to remember and more interesting then positivity. Thanks to all the news programs. I have met some wonderful folks: my kindergarterns, my 3rd-5th graders, most of the 6th graders refuse to talk to me when they aren't trying to make fun of my foreigness, except for a couple. Most of the folks I have met on my Beijing and Kunming trips have been wonderful and kind. Guo Sifu is amazing to me as well as most of the kids at the Yongning Studio. And even the Xiaolan BOND staff can be wonderful. I know I complain alot about them, but they do alot for us. I love to hang out with them outside work, they help out with interpretting things and what not and helping me out in a jam, but once they get into the work frame of mind, its like they change and there is nothing more you want to do than straggle them. I don't know how many times I have wanted to destroy Lynn, but then we chat after work and I don't have that desire. Its really creepy. Something in the chinese collective unconsciousness.
Back from the rant. I got into the school. I mentioned to Anna and Coco that my bike was stolen and they both laughed. "I'm glad you find this funny." I was pretty pissed. Anna said, "My mom had 2 bikes stolen." Coco then topped her with, "My daughter Michelle has stolen 4 bikes." I was all, "Wait a tick, did you just say that your daughter stole 4 bikes?" Coco said, matter of factly while holding up her fingers and very proud of herself as she said it, "Yes. She stole 4 bikes." I caught her mistake and played with it, "How could you allow her to do such a thing. Thats terrible." Coco was then confused. I then brought it to her attention and she giggled. Then said, "Yes, my daughter had 4 bikes stolen from her." I was then all like, "Why would chinese people steal from other chinese. I mean, you guys are all comrades interested in the common good, correct? (she laughed when I said 'comrades'I mean, isn't this system set up so people are the same, in essence abolishing the whole need to steal from each other?" This part totally went over her head. "Huh?" Nevermind.
On the way to class with Ivy, I asked her, "Why do they steal?" She was like, "they aren't Xiaolan people, they are poor people from other provinces that come here. They have no job so they steal and sell the bike to make money." Of coures, to get this out of her, it took about 5 minutes because she wasn't understanding what I was asking her, 'why do they steal'. Anywho I got to the 5th grade classes and they were great. These are the 5th graders that I really like. They are very good and participate well. They seem to like everything I do. Ivy also has them trained well. Everytime I say good afternoon, they stand up all at once and say "Good afternoon, Phir." Its kinda creepy and cute at the same time. My eyes always bulge out when I see that. So, classes went really well. Made the kids laught a lot. Ivy cracked up a lot as well. There is one boy in my first 5th grade class that sits in the front next to the smartest girl in class. He constantly falls asleep and I always slap his desk to wake him up and Ivy has smacked him in the head as many times. One of the punishments he gets from Ivy is standing up during class. Well, anyways, I was going thru and acting out words with "a" in them, such as: cat, fat, cap, and nap. So when I got to nap, he was sleeping, so I pointed at him. The class began to giggle, then the smart girl elbowed him and he woke up looked around, saw kids giggling, and saw me pointing at him so he instinctively stood up. The class, Ivy and me lost it while he stood there clueless. It was great. You had to be there I guess.
After class I had a break before kindergarten so I decided to type up some stuff online. I mentioned what happened to that entry earlier. I think I got most of everything that I tried to type up.
Earlier, at the gym I talked to Jolene and Mountain and they both said I need to talk to the police. Duh. So, I told Jolene on the fone that I would be completely free after kindergarten to go to the police office. She said, OK. She called me after I had gone home to get cleaned up. She told me that Katherine would be my assistant and then go with me to the Police HQ to talk about it. I said, OK. Comes time for kindergarten and Katherine still hadn't shown up, she is 7 minutes late. So I called the office to find out where my assistant is. Katherine answers the fone. I am like, "Um...you know you are late." She was like, "Huh? I need to get some info from you about the bike." I was like, "yeah, we can do that after class, right now you are supposed to be here." I turn around and there was Jolene. Great communication skills. Then Katherine proceeded to tell me, "Well, we can't go to the police station after 530pm. Its closed." But what happens if there is a murder? Do they take care of it the next day? ;-) (rim shot goes off in the backround)
Kath - "Huh? I need some info on your situation."
Me - "Can it wait till after class is over, I should be teaching right now, the class is waiting."
Kath - "What kind of bike was it, describe it. Where was it stolen and what time?"
So I gave her a quick run down. Of it and hung up. Class with the 2-4 years was ok. There was this one girl that was completely afraid of me. She was new I think. She was wearing a sweatshirt with pockets and had her hands permanently fused in them and would not shake my hand. When I got close to her, her face would crinkle up. Sorry. Then later on in class, after the bathroom break, one of the boys was pushing a girl in the face so I scolded him and pulled his chair into the middle of the class circle. He tried to scoot his chair back to his spot, but I put my foot down on the brace of the chair and he kept trying to scoot the chair back, but it wasn't moving anywhere. Jolene could do nothing but giggle. Then the water works began. The chinese teacher then started saying stuff to him and sat him back.
Throughout the kindergarten that was mostly about 45 minutes because of Jolene's lateness and Katherine's questions, Jolene was there for about half the time. The rest of the time she spent on her cellfone dealing with things that could have been taken care after class. Of course, while she was jabbering, she was no where to be found, and I needed her interpretting. I can understand why Peter had started taking Jolene's fone away during his classes last semester. I will do that if she is my assistant again.
As class ended, she wasn't around, so I just left without her. As I was about to walk home, Jolene came rushing to me...here here wait wait, talk to Katherine. So, I talked with Katherine and we decided to meet tomorrow at 12pm to go to the Police HQ. But won't the officers be off taking a nap like the rest of the city? I then headed home.
Ok, I read the Steven Seagal script. Funny, but a it was a waste of time. I could picture the movie in my head, but it was still just a crappy Seagal movie. Tony Jaa is in it. A new Thai fella that did a new action move called Ong Bak, which was just ok, but he is pretty amazing. This movie would be just like all his other flicks, nothing comeback about it. Unless, thats the whole point. Anywho, its late. Goodnite.