Woke up early again. On my way to breakfast I took a bunch of fotos of the hotel and surrounding areas. The sun coming up in the east contrasted big time with the dark clouds clinging to the mountains that we were staying at the base of.
We hopped on the bus and headed out at 8am for Lijiang. There were stops on the way. Of course there was more gorgeous mt driving. I loved it. There were more villages on this drive, alot more. Around 1100AM we drove into this large town area. It was called the white country village "Bai Ju Wen Hua Chun". Gorgeous. Fotos. Very bright, sun was shining with no clouds. The ground reflected the sun alot, somehow. Maybe thats why they call it the white village. Well, they call Yunnan "the white country", so I mean, well...whatever. The bus drove thru the area and pulled up to a very fancy place. I believe the name of this place was Xin Hua. I don't know the translation of this. This was a very touristy place. Over 50 buses were parked inside its gates. There was a building for souvenirs, medicine, a tibetan buddhist museum that wasn't yet in operation, a restaurant, a hotel, and a food store. I walked around this gorgeous tourist trap and took fotos n video. It was very pretty. Its kinda funny how these tours take us to the fancy touristy places and not to modern day things. I guess thats not what most people want to see. Personally, I would like to see more of everyday things in this area. The villages were by far one of the most spectacular things to see.
After the bus spent about 30 minutes sitting in the corner with the windows closed, it became an oven from the bright sun. It was cold outside but burning up in the bus. There are always extremes in China, its either one or the other. ;-) After someone opened the windows and closed the shades, it cooled down quickly. I was busy running outside the tourist gate to the land of the locals to take some shots of the tourist place. I was mobbed with people wanting to sell me things. I looked around to see if I could find anything from the expensive store out here for cheaper, and if they had anything worth getting. Nope. I went back in and asked where I could get some OJ. I had seen tons of people walking around with meat and animals cooked on sticks, but I couldn't find them. I was told they were down an alley and around the corner. Aaaah. I found the spot and there were tons of people selling various things on a stick. Someone shoved a stick with five cockroaches skewerd and cooked on it. "What won't make me vomit?" I just grabbed an OJ and took off.
As we sat in the bus waiting for the rest of the gang to take their seats, there was another bus next to us. There was a cute little girl plastered against the window looking off into space. I caught her attention and waved to her. She opened up the window and stuck her head out and started babbling to me. It was so adorable. I grabbed some fotos and I took some video. She loved it. I was asking her questions. Her mom sitting next to her was loving it, she was really enjoying it. The bus then took off and she waved goodbye and said some stuff in Chinese. It was really cute. A few moments later, our bus left and we headed out again for Lijiang. I took some fotos of the people on the bus.
It took us about an hour or two to finally get to Lijiang. We drove into the modern city and stopped off at a hotel. Lunch was ok. At the end of eating i was lifting myself out of the chair when the arm snapped right off. Wow...I guess I am fat. For a few minutes the whole table was giggling and I was trying to get the arm to stick back into its position. I finally got it to stay on there by itself. Then Kevin came running by cause he was playing with Ying Ying and he bumped into my chair and knocked the arm off again. "WHAT'D YOU DO!?" (ala Tommy Boy) He was stunned for a second and then took off running around like nothing happened. The table started laffing again. I then showed a hotel service woman that was cleaning the tables the destruction I had wrought and she just shook her head. I told her I was sorry. She just shook her head. "gweilo". Its not my fault your chairs suck.
We then took the bus out to Jade Dragon Snow Mountian. This was kool. Here are some fotos. We drove a deserted road along the side of the mountain. As we climbed higher, it started snowing. YES! SNOW!!! So wonderful. It was wet snow, great for packing, but easily melted once it got to the ground. Higher up in the mountian though there was much more packing snow. It was the first time for most of the tour group to actually see snow in real life and not on TV or in books. It was cool to witness that.
As we came around a bend in the mountain road we came to a bridge that went over the river created by the run off from the mountain. What the chinese have done with this was gorgeous. They made a man-made water fall and had it go below a man-made flat that people could walk on. The bridge went over the flat. On the flat they had Yak Rides and foto ops. This was a gorgeous sight, I hope that we stop down there. We just drove over the bridge and up towards the chairlift.
As we pulled up to Tourist Center by the chairlift, the Mountain Tour Guide (MTG) told us that the locals here are very impolite. They don't want fotos taken, they don't want to be stared at (but its ok to stare at white folk), and they are very sneaky so don't buy anything from them. Thanks for the tip. We got in line for the chairlift. Aaaah, i want to go skiing. There was a great Chinglish sign warning honorific passengers to use danger caution. Quite humorous. Golf and I hopped onto the lift and headed up. I had my cameras ready, but there really wasn't anything worth taking shots of. I see all this stuff whenever I go skiing.
After a long cold ride up the lift, Golf hand's were shaking, he had no gloves. He was so happy to see all the snow. He was taking fotos left and right. As we started to walk along the woodened walkway, people of our tour group that have never seen snow jumped over the railing into the snow and started trying to pelt each other with handfuls of snow. It was really humorous. "My hands are freezing!" Duh...its snow! Since they had never seen snow they didn't know how to make snowballs. They were just grabbing handfuls of snow and throwing it. It would break up and scatter at a distance of one foot so no one they tried to hit would get hit. So, I hopped the fence and made a few snowballs and pelted everyone in the snowfight. I then showed them how to make the balls. Some of them got it, some of them didn't. It was kool though, instead of walking on the walkway, we were all running along the side in the snow having snowball fights and I taught a few folks just what a "whitewash" is. Mwha ha ha ha! I got some of that first fight on video. After a while I started walking along the path to see the rest of the area. Every once in a while a snowball would land at my feet or next to me or I felt one whiz by. Bastards, after I that I taught you.
I got to the end of the walkway where they had a military guard who obviously hated his job yelling at people to go no farther. In the distance was the rest of the peak. I was hoping that we would go to the top and that there was like a temple at the top, but nope. So I headed back. This area there were some more donkeys for donkey rides and who I think were locals. They wore this big fur had with i 3-4 foot long feather sticking out the top. They then wore what looked like a rug/cap and some other stuff. It was kool. I sneakily grabbed some camera and video shots. I started going back the way I came and Sue, Wife Girl, Husband Boy, ZTG, Spaz, and Golf were making a snowman...well, snow woman while using Golf's tripod as the base. They packed snow around it and placed a big ball on the top. That's not how you do it, but it worked sorta. They were using donkey droppings as eyes. They had grabbed twigs and used them as chopsticks to place the dung eyes on the snowwoman. I guess you work with what you got.
After taking some group fotos we had to head back. On the way back we got in more snowball fights. When we finally got back to the chairlift, it was like a wait for a rollercoaster at Cedar Point. Chen and a couple others smuggled snowballs into the line and were pelting me with them everytime they passed by me in the line. It seemed that everytime we would pass, I would just forget that they had an arsenal. I was able to get them back with their own stuff a few times, but they got me good once and the entire line started laffing at me. "That's right! You suckas laff at the gweilo now, you will be sorry soon enuff. You can play me like that once, twice, or even a thousand times, but the Law of Averages states that you are going down!"
Golf and I took the chairlift down again and this time there was a wonderful view. It was spectacular. We were above all the trees, the mountain was there in the distance, the trees from the lift to the mountain were like a green carpet. And it was completely silent. Amazing. Breathtaking. Got to the bottom and headed for the bus to warm up. The bus headed down to the bridge that I mentioned early and we stopped. Sweet! I get to take some fotos and ride a yak! Something I have always wanted to do...ride a yak. I grabbed a couple fotos then ran down to get a yak ride. Chen took a couple fotos for me and his wife grabbed some video. Awesome. We got back on the bus and I thought we were headed out to dinner. But we stopped again at this medicine shop on the way down the mountain. The place sold many herbs and tea. Great, maybe a place that can demonstrate how chinese medicine can cure my stuffy nose. I explained to the girls at the desk about my nose and they said they had nothing for me. What? A medicine shop has no medication for the common cold? What kind of scam shop is this? Then Golf explained in more detail and they were all like, OOOOooooh. They took me bin that had some roots that looked like giant dried maggots. Totally gross. I ain't touching that. They wanted 150RMB for a handful so i laffed in their face. I can deal with a couple more days of discomfort. Then we really headed to dinner after that.
Dinner was interesting. The food here was fantastic. Tasted great. Everyone scarffed it down. It may have been because we were really hungry from playing in the snow. While we were eating, they started an art auction. Kool. There was lots of stuff this guy was selling. Some really classy chinese stuff and some not so classy. Some of it looked good, others didn't. There was a couple mountain views that a couple people got. The first one that turned me on was this nice small picture that I thought was going for 13RMB because Chen kept saying "13, 13, 13", I was like sweet! I went up there and said "Yi shi san?" - "No, San Shi"....oooooh, you meant 30 not 13. I have noticed that is an issue. Golf said a shirt that cost 60 RMB cost 16 RMB. And thats not the gweilo factor either.
Later, I was able to get the tree branch with snow under the sun. Very big and very cheap, only 100RMB. They wanted 120, but I just stood there for 5 minutes saying, "Yi Bai." Some of the ladies in the tour group thought this was hilarious. The sellers were like 120, and I just kept sayin 100. They finally relented. Sweet. I am picking up this haggling thing pretty well.
We headed out to the buses to head to the hotel. I was trying to find foto transfers for my shots, but they were super expenisve, 30RMB. Wow! damn. Golf and I tried to ask the hotel people if we could use their computers to transfer some stuff onto his portable harddrive. They finally said sure. The kodak store next door wanted 20RMB. The bellhop took us to a corner where a monitor sat under a blanket. Strange. He turned it on and realize that there was no mouse. Great. Genious. Oh well. Another solution will present itself. We waited for Chen to come downstairs, he still hadn't show up. So we called him and he said he was already at the town. We need to snag a taxi. Ok. Golf, Spaz, a woman, her son, granny, and I crammed into a taxi and headed out. As we were heading towards the ancient city, I was sitting next to granny and she started to reach over me to grab the window to grab the knob, but she didn't grab the window knob. I yelped loud and she got all red in the face and I realized that she wanted the window rolled down a bit, so I took care of it. I can't believe I got felt up by a grandma.
We got to the city and got out. It was like clowns coming out of a clown car. Golf called Chen to find out where he was then ZTG and a few others showed up. The whole gang back together again. The gang kept losing me cause I stopped to take fotos. Then, the girls started shopping. Lijiang is a gorgeous city but its shops are little and far between in the sense of variety. There are a total of about 6 styles of shops. The "local ethnic clothes" shops, the "local ethnic art" shop, the "gourd flute" shop, the "ethnic jewelry" shop, the "souvenir" shop, and the "antique" shop. Now, these 6 shops would repeat themselves in no particular order 3x. Then there would be a random shop that doesn't fit the others description. Also, sometimes there was a small performance theatre of culture dances and music, which is kool. Thats all it was. The girls would go into every friggin store and not buy anyting. Its the same crap at each place! Literally, the shops were selling the same thing. There was hardly any variety. Welcome to Communist Tourist China. So, I would walk down the street, look to see if I randomly found something kool. When I didn't I would go take some fotos. I would then head back to the store where the gang was still at. Or, sometimes, Spaz would walk out in the street and yell my name out "Fei Long! Fei Long!" Shut up!
At one place I stopped, there was a dog chained to the wall so I started playing with him. He must not get lots of attention because he was super happy to see me. I then headed elsewhere. I bought a kool shirt made of canvas. Its black, has the chinese cloth buttons, a mandarin collar, and its got two gold dragons on either side of the buttons. Pretty neat. I walked around and took fotos of different things. After a little while, Spaz's father showed up with Ying Ying's father and they were both noticeably drunk. Ying Ying and her mother were in close tow. Spaz's father was treatin me like a monkey and it was getting me real frustrated. He treated me different from the others. The others took me in as one of them and I felt honored but then Spaz's father just wanted to hang with me because I was a gweilo. I mean, he prolly didnt mean to do it, but it was really frustrating and annoying. I know i don't describe it very well, but it just felt like I was prodded. I know that if that **** guy from a previous comment he posted () reads this he will say that I am some ignorant loud mouth yank who thinks everything should be my way or the highway and that I am out of touch with other cultures, but no, I am not, this guy was just making me feel crappy. You had to be there I guess. That **** guy obviously has no idea whats going on or who I am. Hey, if you want to let your liberal heart bleed, be my guest, let it bleed, I enjoy the posts. But one thing I would like for you to do is make sure you know the facts or walk in my shoes. ;-) tee hee.
By this time I was getting really tired walking around and the snowball fight at the mountain earlier took alot out of me. Plus I could not breathe out of my nose at all. The younger folks decided to go hit up a bar. Ugh. I could barely drink the beer. When I would drink the cold stuff my nose would get worse, then I would have some skewerd meat on a stick and it would open my nose up, then the beer would close it. I hate being a party pooper. At 1130PM we headed bck to the hotel. I fell asleep right away.