So, after I came home from a nice long irritating and boring day of teaching at the BOND head office in ShiQi. "Irritating" because I was lied to about the schedual and forced into teaching more than I was told about for that day and "boring" because teaching a 3 hour class from the book sucks royally. I did get some nice shots of the local area and I found Season 3 of South Park on DVD, which, of course, I had to pick up. Leianna, the 56 year old Kiwi, and I came back to Xiaolan and hoped on a bicycle powered rickshaw. It was nice relaxing trip thru the city. A little cramped though. I saw Leo...the manager at the bar that we frequent, the Sunday Bar. We waved and shouted greetings.
"Sup, my communist comrade! How's trix?"
-"Fine, thank you, and you, my imperialist capitalist pig!"
I went back with her to her place because I was gonna meet up with Suzanna and wait around for John Irish to show up. I got there, Sean called and said to meet him by the KFC @ 645pm with John. So i called Peter and we all got together for what I thought would be a fun time. Sean, Peter, John, Mark, Suzanna, Jolleen, Emily, and me. We went up to this interesting buffet place. It had a large set up of cookeries and they would punch a card for what you wanted and then bring it to you. It was real nice. There was this guy that poured tea from about 4 feet away from your glass...i got a couple fotos of him.
Thats when it happened...I think. I was walking in the large group lookng at all the dishes...there was this full crab...Like a whole crab...dead and cooked, but not seperated...I was like, sweet. There was this large group of people that I thought were trying to take a look at the food but alas, they were there to steal my cellfone. These assholes stole my cellphone. Thats about $100 US down the drain. I am really upset about that. I didnt realize it until I got back to my seat. The thing is that I dont know how they could have seen it or known where it was cause I have a pair of those pants with pockets at the knee. They must a sent a child to do it or something. We called the fone a bunch of times and at one point the dickhead answered. Moron. Jolleen said something to him in Chinese and he hung up. So, we proceeded to send many text messages in Chinese and English. My favourite is as follows.
"Hey, you dickless piece of shit. You hump goats in front of your sister-wife for jiao [chinese coinage]. I hope your seed is stricken from the face of the earth. I hope you never live long enough to enjoy giving your grandmother another sensual spongebath, you flipper toed hemaphrodite."
I didn't write it, someone else did, but it was my favourite.
After that, we continued with the feast and I was drinking to try and forget the loss. It seemed to go well. Food was real good and the company was great. Just chatting. Then some of us went to the beer garden and drank some more.
Around 10, everyone left, John and I are the only ones with Monday off. I went back with him to get my stuff that I left at Leianna's and Suzanna's. We ended up chatting with the girls for about 2 hours just shooting the shit and I was writing down funny stuff that they said because,
1. it sounded funny when I was drunk
2. i figured it would sound funny when I wasn't.
Poo-nappy = dirty diaper. And of course, I went with the logical progression of Poo-nappy to that dirty english word. Suzanna proceeded to punch me in the arm.
Flappy-head = a big mouth. We were discussing one of the Bond managers.
Oh, and then somehow John and I brought up another Bond Manager, Mountain.
John - "Mountain, can we be honest with you?"
-"yes"
John n Phil - "You have some of the coolest eyebrows in the world"
Phil - "I want your eyebrows to be the best man at my wedding."
i will post fotos later when i get them.
We talked about kindergarten, frustrations with Bond, travels, and stuff.
I am off to bed.