These little buggers are flashers.
I was flashed by four kids today in my kindergarten class. Three girls were wearing skirts, one was dressed up in a red sailor moon type outfit and they kept pulling their skirts up. One girl just sat in her chair with her legs spread as wide as she could get them. I was like....ZOINKS!
Then Tommy, one of the smart boys, had a small hole in his shorts and was playing with himself thru it! I was like, PUT THAT THING AWAY! He had it pulled thru and he was plucking it like a banjo. It was....ugh....the experience left me shattered and distraught.
We also played Duck Duck Goose, but instead of using those words, to passify a teacher that said, "You should use different words" I was like...ok... "Jedi Jedi Sith!" That shows you how much of a Star Wars geek I am. It gave me an idea because I was trying to get them to say Jedi and Sith, so I will bring in various clips of the Star Wars movies and Clone War Cartoons to show them a Jedi and a Sith. It was funny because the kids can't say Sith at all because of the "th" and most of them are missing their two front teeth, so it was even funnier. While I was trying to practice the words with the kids, Wing sat there searching and scouring her dictionary. I was like, it ain't in there, Sister.
I just killed two baby cockroaches trekking across my window. A little spider took care of the third. I was like, "Go Spider! It's your birthday! Go Spider, Go Spider, Go Spider!" What sort of service do cockroaches do other than creep me out when I see them?