Phil and Red's Excellent Adventure

Make sure you go to the polls today. All of you. Vote for someone other than Bush & Kerry because neither of them is fit to lead our country. We need some decent canidates for once. These assholes are ruining everything.

Other than that. My day was ok. Classes weren't all that great. The material was just so boring today and it was hard to do anything with it. Man, tomorrow is gonna suck with the 6th grade class. I will smack them all.
Went to the gym and tired myself out. I fell asleep on my desk inbetween classes. Wow.
During one of my classes a kid farted. It was a SBV because I didnt hear it. I went over to their side of the room trying to get them to repeat some of the words I was teaching and about 4 kids were plugging their noses and one was flapping his book. I looked puzzled. I was in mid-sentence when I realized why they were plugging their noses..."Why are you guys....." and I proceeded to snicker and more and more kids started to plug their noses and I was the only one giggling and then it grew and I couldn't stop laughing while I was trying to teach the lesson. The kids started opening the windows and I turned on the cieling fans. The funny thing is that the students didn't find the fart or situation funny at all, but they were sorta laughing at me because I was laughing while trying to teach. All in all, i was the only one laughing. I think it was one of the fat kids. It seemed from the layout of the plugged noses when I first noticed them, he was the epicenter. I found it really funny.
Oh, I also sent a 4th grader in my 2nd class to the front of the room for brandishing both barrels. But thats not as bad ass what I had to do in my 1st class of 4th graders. One of the boys in the front of the class said, "Fuck you" a couple times, for no reason. Just outta the blue...and in a voice like he didnt know what it meant. But what was worse was that the girl sitting next to him, who is super cute and is one of my favourite students decided to repeat it. Man, these kids will do anything someone tells them too. I hated to do it because I knew neither of them knew what it really meant, so i dragged both of their desks to the front of the room.
Whenever I send a kid to the front of the room, the rest of the students start chanting, "GOODBYE!"
man, talk about messing with you psychologically. Whoa...I just had a bit of Deja Vu right there. Freaky.
The rest of the day I spent chilling and doing some needed shopping.
Don't forget to vote.