The long stumble home.
Went to the Beer Gardens tonite. I got some chinese to say Cat Piss and Cat Sex instead of CHeers...it ruled. Very funny. They deserved it.
Yeah. Tonite was fun. First off, classes went ok. Nothing spectacular happened. After kindergarten I headed home. I then had to meet my school for a dinner put on by a couple of the parents of students. It was sports day today and they were trying to bribe the school. Friggin' chinese. But hey, I got a great free meal out of it. And of course, the chinese like to drink. So I had this great meal and I told people that I had to leave @ 730pm for Mandarin lessons at Bond. But NOO!! The chinese wouldn't let me leave without making me do about 5 shots of Bei-Ju with them. Damnit! I dont want to be drunk during my lesson.(it actually made the lessons very funny, cause I wouldnt stop asking questions) I said goodbye to my bosses in Gunagdonghua. That big fat guy that I told you about from Teacher's Day showed up as well. I was surprised. So, he made me do a shot with him as well. One guy decided to make me his brother. Great.
From there I bolted over to the Xiaolan Office for lessons. It was just John, Toby, and me. It was cool. I was a little tipsy from the Bei-Ju. I warned everyone that it was Chinese Culture that made me late and drunk. However, Lynn was just going over the packet we were given when I showed up back in August with words n phrases. She was giving us the proper tones and answering questions. But she wouldnt tell us any curse words so I had to give the ones I knew. She threw chalk at me. I guess I was being a bad student, but I wasn't completely all there....damn chinese. I also answered some questions that she was unable to. That Street Chinese book Chad gave me has taught me alot. It also taught me the dirty words. I am taking that book to class next friday.
After class was over I was heading gonna head out. John and Toby said to give them a call about 10pm to find out what we are doing. After I left the Xiaolan Office, I stopped by one of the classrooms. Clyde was celebrating the birthday of one of his students. They had cake and everyting. Selena, Lynn, and I stopped by. I used the chinese I knew, and the people all there understood and said good. Then I got mad with Lynn because she said I was terrible with chinese. They understood. That's all that matters. Ugh. She then laughed and said, "I am just trying to push you." Damn. From there I hopped home.
Rumi and Yumi showed up around 10pm and then we took taxis over to the Beer Gardens to meet up with John and Toby. It was just the five of us hanging out at the gardens. Just chatting. Somewhere around 12/1230, John and I went to the bathroom. Unfortunately I made the mistake of saying something in chinese and the chinese guy in the bathroom with us freaked out and started chatting us up. And following us around...with his pants unbuttoned and unzipped. So, we sat back down. Then the inevitable happened. That guy from the bathroom showed up with his posse and wanted to drink with us. And since we couldn't be rude, we had to stay. So there was alot of drunken english and chinese speaking. These guys were beginning to make me upset. They kept wanted me to drink and were being very forceful about it, but if I drank much anymore I would get sick. They couldn't understand that. So...that was the last straw. I drank a bunch of tea to flush my system a bit. Then I poored one more glass. I stood up and toasted everyone. However, instead of saying Gambei or Cheers, I said, "Cat Sex". All the chinese repeated happily, "Cat Sex!" AIYA! At this point, John laughed his ass off and I proceeded to squirt beer through my nose and almost choke on the alcohol. Serves you right.
It was getting late. it was around 3am and we needed to leave. The chinese were getting ready to leave. But a couple of the guys didn't want us to go so they just kept talking to us n stuff. Then a worker came over to say something or do something and one of the chinese guys at our table threw a bottle at his feet and yelled at him. Great way to kill the mood, jackass. After that, we bolted. As we were leaving though, crossing the street, one of the guys ran up to Rumi and John and babled for about 15 minutes. I have no clue what was going on. After that, I stumbled home. That walk never seemed longer.
CRAP!!! I almost forgot! I have to take care of my VISA on the 14th. Well, it will get me outta classes on Sunday. I need to exit every 30 days and come back in. It makes no friggin sense to me as why I have to do that. I have to go to either Macao or Hong Kong...and Macao is much cheaper to go to.