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Popped in the nose by 6 year old Bizaro-Phil.

Today wasn't the best of times. The kids today were irritatting, especially the 6th graders. I had some fun, but lots of frustration. I had to send another 6th grade kid to the front of the room for saying the "F-word". I made a couple troublemakers stand in front of the class and recite a poem.
By the time I got to Kindergarten I was already tired and frustrated. It was the 10 Kid Spaz Class today and they wouldnt stop yelling and shouting. Running all over the place. I was so tired and frustrated and it seemed that things started to get all dreamlike in away. The shouting didnt help. There is no way to control these little energy-filled meat sacks.
About 5 minutes before class was over, I was going thru "Head, Shoulders, Knees, & Toes" to teach some body part names. And the kid that reminds me of my bizaro self when I was a kid was running around and not paying attention. When I went down to do the "knees & toes" part of the song, He ran by me and jumped with all his might and he sent his head shooting right into my nose as I was bending over into his head. CRACK!!!
OOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!! CLASS IS OVER GET OUT!!!! GET OUT NOW! BYE! GO! LEAVE! GO HOME! The kids were silent and worried. And Bizaro-Phil looked really nervous and sad...not knowing what to do. The kids were still hanging around and I told Owen to tell them that class was over. Owen was clueless on what to do as well. I hate that class. And when i refer to him as Bizaro-Phil, I mean it in every sense of the name. I'm American, he's Chinese. I'm a Capitalist, he's a Communist. I have light blue eyes, he has black eyes. I'm big, he's small. I'm white, he's...off-white. I am clean shaven, he has a goattee. And yet there is an odd similarity between the two of us....freaky.
As I was packing up, a kindergarten teacher/enforcer came in with Bizaro-Phil and he apologized. I felt bad that he was upset, but he needs to learn. After he left the 4-year old wiz girl showed up. She came running up to me and hugged my leg. So adorable. The pain in my nose wilted away. I chatted with her a bit and she headed out with her grandma. I then took off.
I headed home and I am just spent right now. No more doing stuff tonite. Ugh.

I have been watching the polls coming in all day. I always have hated Ohio....and Florida. It figures that they both screw up two really important elections in a row. Later.